Today I went to get all the papers from the police related to the kidnapping of Ronald McDonald. I had lunch at the railway station McDonald's, ordered a Big Hot Jalapeno meal with fries and organic milk and read the hilarious 66-page package. It includes, for example, 35 pages of images of confiscated evidence like my t-shirts, pages of sketch books, plastic  flower bouquet and my messy wardrobe. I am seriously considering making a book out of this.

The trial will be held 4th of June 9 o'clock at Porkkalankatu 13, Helsinki. You are all invited.